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 Dear Windypops,

Following Morrissey's decision to take up the priesthood, the celibate crooner has begun work recording The Smiths' complete back catalogue in Latin.

My mate, who has a part-time saturday job as a bishop, played me some of the album which includes :

William is eram vere nusquam

Est is vere sic insolitus?

Olympus teneo ut ego sum iam miser

Is venustus vir

Quam nunc est iam?

Bloody marvelous I say!

Dr Leslie Iscariot


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Dear Windypops,

Are the rumours true that Shirley Bassey is a wasp?

Lorraine Huntingdon.

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Dear Windies

Isn't it about time that Jason Donovan finally came out?

After all, David Bowie did and he's not even gay! So if he can do it, there's no excuse.

Regards,

K. Minogue.

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Dear Sirs,

I am writing to complain about the CD of Curtis Steiger's greatest hits I purchased last week on your recommendation. Even after I had roasted it for well over three hours the texture was still tough and it tasted frankly vile. Our Sunday lunch was ruined.

I hope you're proud of yourselves!

Yours truly

Laura Hell

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