A former member of Take That has been in the news recently.
Robbie Williams (a former member of the afore-mentioned supergroup) has recently bought a lake in Missouri,
Canada with the expressed desire to turn it into the worlds first "Shopping
Lake".
When pushed on how this would work Mr Williams (currently of no fixed
abode) said "I hadn't slept for three days and I'd had eighteen red bulls
and suddenly these two words came into my head. Shopping. Lake. I don't
know how it's going to actually work, but I have bought the lake and have a
team of 15 boffins working on what form this 'Shopping lake' might take."
Supergroup Take That before they were famous. Robbie's the one with his head in a ring (not pictured).
He added "These ideas just come to me so quickly and it's just a matter of
everyone else catching up. Just last month when I'd finished a dozen cups of
coffee and had been playing Playstation for 2 days solid the words: Leather.
Campus. came to me. I have bought a university in Michigan - its being
demolished now, and I have a team of specialists working night and day to
work out a way of building a whole university campus out of leather."
Former Take That member Robbie Williams -
"Well I really do enjoy thinking - and I think that helps"
Pressed on whether he would make any more music now that Take That have
reformed he stated "Well, I did have a think about how I could get back into
the music business, and two words kept popping into my head but I didn't
know what they were trying to tell me. The two words were Rim. Gary. - but I
can't work out what that could mean?"
The Shopping Lake - Missouri, Canada.
Planning permisson has been refused for any development either in, above, around or below the water.
Williams' experts are looking into the possibility of somehow housing a shopping development within the
0.04mm viscous layer of the water's surface.